Spotlight on Reporters: The College Fix


There aren't many real reporters out there anymore. Most of them get their headlines from the NYT or CNN and their content from that excellent weed their significant other brings home from the clinic. The rare exceptions bring out our curious side, which we bought by securitizing our quarter mil of college debt and selling shares for cash money in Starbucks outlets up and down the eastern seaboard.

Maybe it was our funding source that suggested The College Fix (TCF)as the first interesting investigative reporting team to research. Or maybe it was the provocative headline we included in Today’s News Roundup just this morning:

The College Fix: Massachusetts Reclaims Heritage of Witch Hunts w/Bills Against Campus Due Process

Not hard to wonder how on earth, where on earth, they find the courage to dig into the hell of contemporary college life, classrooms, politics, culture, and restrooms. Must take Ovaries of Steel, man. We arrived undercover in our Hyunkia Hybrid and joined TCF's crack I-Squad for a reconnaissance run in the Cornell Faculty Organizing Committee's Blair Bathroom Complex, located next to that big gorge on the left. The video up top is our record of this endeavor. we didn’t succeed in reaching the real Cornell Scoop this time, but we are hoping hard that there’s enough due process left in the NY legal system at least to get our surviving investigators released on bail.

We’ll let you know how that turns out. In the meantime, what do you think of the video we brought back with us. It was dearly paid for, I can tell you. We’re really going to miss what’s-his-name. He screamed like a girl being yanked out of her safe space. Can I say that? We’ll let you know that too.

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