Two Women Volunteer to Stand Near Joe Biden at Rallies


They met him through The Hair Club for Anonymous, where he was a sponsor. Names withheld here for obvious reasons. But they smell like Chanel and sound like silk slips when they walk right in front of you. Joe’s reputation doesn’t worry them. They just know he was a vice president of Congress or something and that they know “damn well how to raise Cain if some baldy gets handsy at a meeting.” Straight talk if we ever heard it. Time will tell what Joe thinks he knows about them.

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