InstaPunk Returns

Talked about him before. Ellis Henican . He’s a shallow guy. Tended to regard him as an irritating joke. But he fooled me. My own research was shallow. I missed the funnest thing about him. His education. I didn’t miss the Columbia School of Journalism part. I missed the Hampshire College part. Hampshire College. I have a personal memory or two about that place. I knew a guy who flounced off to the maiden class at Hampshire when Yale turned down his attempt to get admitted from his junior year at Mercersburg on account of his clear genius. Name of David Ganelin. He burned his rejection letter and pronounced his matriculation at Hampshire College. In those days they required a picture of the applicant. Figured Yale turned him down for being presumptuous but also for his look. Like a dwarfish Bigfoot with hands dangling below his knees. Had a prolonged encounter with a Jennifer Rubin acolyte from Hampshire College who believed every promise the deranged WAPO Op-Ed columnist made about th

  Before we get to the good stuff, let’s remember why we’re in this fight. Which is okay because Joe has been every where and done every thing. But the old days are over. The hill. Poor old poop. But the great thing about being a senile, psychopathic moron is that you get over things. Every things. The Trump guy is finding rap all of a sudden. Where you gotta take on all comers. Who’s next? The king of all rappers. We got that sh*t settled. Time for the real thing with real music. But they gonna get the gangsta, hear what I’m saying?  Because he ain’t exactly alone out there, M&M. Okay. It’s not all rap. Trump likes all kind of music, new and old.  Rock, country, take your pick. Seriously religious is okay too. Thought we already mentioned rock a while back. Who is it, you think, who has a really BIG tent? (Don’t listen, ladies…) Why is Kid Rock so fired up? This is why. But I just love the Big Cat references. Cats. Big Ones. yeah. And the biggest cat yet. The one we all know could