Dueling Michael Caines. Because Michael Caine.


Michael Caine meeting his son Steve Coogan for the first time.

All the other stars that actually give rise to competition in doing impressions of them are dead. (De Niro doesn’t count. He never did.) Michael Caine is in a class by himself, hilarious even when he is doing a Michael Caine impression.


What Michael was no doubt insisting they look at, to remind them of the Big Question we all must answer.


So what’s it all about?

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