Today’s News — 3/15/2019


Today’s Hot Headlines:

Front Page Magazine: Omar and The Congressional Black Caucus Problem

Powerline Blog: What Peter Strzok Said

CNN: Why Beto Has a Shot

The Sun: Hero Wrestles Gun from Terrorist in NZ Massacre

Washington Post: Trump Loses Emergency Vote Making It All About Himself

Hollywood Reporter: College Scandal Goes Far Deeper Than Bribes

The Onion: Matt Damon Searching for Own Name On List Of Top 100 Actors

Fox News: Felicity Huffman Arrested by FBI with Guns Drawn

Babylon Bee: Elizabeth Warren Leaves Brutal 1-Star Review for Ancestry.Com

American Greatness: When Cabin Boys Attack


Yes, we’re going to do the news aggregator thing here. Hopefully every morning in time for your first cup of coffee. A mix of the the good, the bad, and the funny. Should be more interesting and thought provoking than your FB Newsfeed, and it can do the job of filling you in on the big stories in about a minute. Click on the links, scan the full headline and lede, go on to the next. Trying to hold the number of links to 10 a day. If you want to go back and read more of any linked story, that’s on you. You’re welcome to spend all the time you want here reading, but my goal is the 1-minute Overview. Give it a try. Feel free to comment. No comment screening here or anywhere else at InstaPunk Returns. You want to fight about something, I’m your huckleberry. Otherwise I’m just your genial host.

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