Most Ridiculous News Story of the Day — 3/27/2019



The New York Post: Barbara Bush Blamed Trump for Her 2016 ‘Heart Attack’

Because Trump nicknamed her son “Low Energy Jeb.” Jeb tried to reassure her. ‘He’s right,” he said. (Yes, that’s in the article.) As a former Republican, this lifelong political wife and veteran of seven (7) national elections had no difficulty getting up to speed with the lefty Hate-Trump program. On her nightstand she kept a red, white, and blue countdown watch that announced the days, hours, and minutes to the end of Trump’s first term. She didn’t make it, but presumably the watch is still ticking away.

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