A Boy Named Jorge Loved Maria. In the Uni-Party it’s called Comprehensive Immigration Reform. Hola.

They, we, all called him W, because he always insisted on nicknaming everyone else. Should have told us something.

Before he exploded backward into Nazi granddad Prescott Bush…

Promised some folks in the Sacred Social Network I’d make them chuckle about W again. Maybe too big a promise, but here goes.

Missing text link from Shuteye Town’s listing for G. W. Bush’s Loving Ameria.

A teaser excerpt to take the link above:

Initially he was a complete bust at public speaking. He would stand in front of the microphone, turn bright red, try to crack an off-color joke, and then forget the punchline. Salvation came in the form of a course of instruction in fill-in-the blanks speechwriting and mucho practice at speech delivery reading from his own scripts. The first one was a store opening in Lubbock, where he brought down the house and acquired a measure of confidence.



Well, read the rest and get back to me.

Oh. Here’s the song if it doesn’t come through in the main file.













 

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