My Inauguration Post, aka “America is Dead.”

 All hail the Delaware Destroyer himself...

An old cut titled “The Delaware Slide.” Nuff said.

The mighty smart Biden faithful are lined up and already panting and wetting their undies for the speech of a lifetime...

Wednesday morning. First day of the last days of your life. Cool. The SS downloads him from the Metroliner and uploads him to the podium. He’s going to say more than 100 words for the first time in six months! We’re all a’quiver here...

Oopsie. America is dead? Told you so. Yeah, I did.

But have no fear: Wonder Dog, aka the Vice-B, is here... important info even if Uncle Joe finds her distracting...

“I can’t stand it. Her hair smells like baby powder.”

“Did he say ‘She was BLACK’?” Yes he did.“Damn. Nobiddy tol’ me.”

Thank God he noticed. He’s back on track with the speech now...

Oops. So Komodo laughed too. $ up-front though. She know..

Thinking we don’t have to worry about JB. 25th Amendment and all. Komodo’s poised and in striking range for the necessary rescue. We’re in good hands...

Komodo, also known as the Goddess Factor

Did somebody mention the Goddess Factor, which we’ve been awaiting desperately for about five years now?

Mick knows everything, almost as much as me*.

Now for my own little congratulatory ditty...


Time for what, you ask? Time for the end of the American Dream. ARE THOSE CHOPPERS READY TO TAKE OUT THE TRUMP NATIONAL GUARD AT THE CAPITOL MALL? You betcha.

Jungle ? Swamp? Same thing. They consume you 
before you ever knew you had a chance to be free.

POSTSCRIPT:  Poor Jill. I mean, Mrs. Wilson and Mrs. Harding at least got to run things for a while after their hubbies went over the top to down under. But wearing the pants in the first family isn’t the same as flaunting the camel toe of a whole dissolving, feminized nation. Jill never figured on Komodo waiting in the wings. You’d think she would have known...


Well, it’s not like she’s a real doctor. Got a PhD in Gender Studies or P-Whipping or some such. Does she have a sense of humor inside that vacant head somewhere?


At least (s)he’s got this little hair-sniffing PO(TU)S to hang onto, as long as he lasts...


God help us. But I’m thinking at this point He’s ready to let us stew in our own juice. He still does love us, right?

You heard it here first. Spike Jones is the official soundtrack 
of the Biden Administration, for all the weeks of its tenure.

What somebody said. Always a silver lining. 

______________
* Almost as much as me.
Yours truly, as ever, R. F. Laird


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