Today’s News — 5/7/2019


Today’s Hot Headlines

Town & Country: Queen Elizabeth Will Meet with New Baby Today

The Onion: Royal Baby Born

 Business Insider: Dow Jones Industrial Average [post-baby]

New York Post: Trump Asserts Executive Privilege to Block Release of Mueller Report

Babylon Bee: Sanders Campaign to Reach Out to Younger Americans Via Telegraph

FrontPageMagazine: Anti-Semitism Is Thriving Among Activists, Not Americans

Philly.com: I’m a Mediocre WhiteMan, So I’m Thinking About Joining the 2020 Dem Presidential Field

American Thinker: The Democrats and Mass Hysteria

American Greatness: Dennis Prager—Why the Left Mocks the Bible

Intellectual Takeout: Why Are So Many Female Teachers Sleeping With Students?

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