Today’s News — 5/15/019


Today’s Hot Headlines

National Enquirer: Jackie O Was a Spy for the CIA!

Weekly World News: Global Cooling Threatens Earth!

The People’s Cube: Biden Unveils 2020 Slogan—‘Make Depression Great Again!’

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