The Instagram Follies

 

I know you can’t read it. Just showing you the Instagram format here.

I’ve explained before, or elsewhere, that being on Facebook has somehow put me on Instagram too. I did a brief profile to direct people here, but I hadn't yet realized that Instagram is completely in that skinny “reel” format I find so hard to read wherever it appears. Then I must have checked a wrong box I can’t uncheck, but my phone started notifying me of IG posts that “you might like.” Right. Overwhelmingly, these forwarded posts are the work of TDS sufferers who obviously get all their info from the alphabet networks on TV.

Since they’re the first thing that pops up on my screen when I wake up at 0-dark-30 everyday, I look at them sometimes, there are always a bunch of them, and I occasionally make a brief comment. Then I get notifications that I have new Instagram followers who can’t be located by me.

Big bunch this morning. Why I got the idea to do this post. One I can simply link when I see the same crap on my iPhone the next time I look. 

The post shown up top is the specific reason I decided to do this poison pill. Here’s the centerpiece graphic.

That’s 1.28 btw.

My first reaction was a memory of Dan Rather’s hoax about George W. Bush’s National Guard Service. What purported to be actual copies of official memos were easily proven to be typed with Microsoft software that didn’t exist at the time. It was an obvious, stupid, dishonest libel that probably truncated Rather's subsequent BDS campaigns. The same problem is quite obvious here. What we’re supposed to accept as some kind of official document could not have been created in this form back in 1966. Multiple fonts? Computer-graphic data boxes? No indication of date or specific grading period? Sorry. I was in graduate business school just a few years later, and we learned how to program with punch cards and print out the results, which looked very much like this:


We got our grades in very much the same format back then. I also knew how ridiculous it was historically. Trump only attended Fordham for two years before transferring to Wharton for a degree in business. With only two years of grades to use as a basis, Wharton would never have accepted a semester performance like this for admission. But, to be thorough, I looked it up at Google, where the first thing that appeared on the screen was this:

Seems this was a meme for a while. Even Google had to blow the whistle…

Interesting that Google seems to infer there’s something wrong with Trump not disclosing his college transcripts. I do not recall mass media concern about the secrecy surrounding Obama’s record at Columbia University. Not only are there no grades, but no course listings, no major field of study disclosed, and no one can identify a living soul who knew or went to class with Obama at Columbia, not even people who were enrolled in Columbia at the same time.

Moving along, I decided I should record the GPA hoax for future reference. I also decided to include what follows as examples for Instagrammers’ future posts I “might like” of how I’d respond if I bothered to. 

You can read and chuckle at some or all of these, but hang in there till you get to my concluding Postscript, which is well worth waiting for. Just click the image to see it bigger.







Now for my Postscript… the charge was that if Michelle had shown as much leg as Melania did as FLOTUS, “there would have been a war.” 

Fighting Fire with Fire

This is the supposedly offending photo of Melania. Looks more ladylike than Michelle ever did.

You can’t tell me that last pic is exactly ladylike.

I think that’s enough damage to the TDS troops for one day. Hope I haven’t been as boring as they always are…

Something the haters of all things MAGA might actually enjoy…

Oddly enough, all you TDS’ers, this cultural icon and many others that 
pushed boundaries were very much on the scene long before there were 
angry LGBTQXYZ+++ twerkers in grade schools. Are there NO limits?

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