Introducing “The Matriarchy Times”

Overdue. All this great damage to the evil white male patriarchy that’s been done since Hillary finally cracked the tallest glass ceiling in the world by running for President a few years back. What we have to call progress in that vast percentage of the world population which wants to return to the days when the goddess ruled and all years were the same year, so much the same they didn’t even count them. It’s so much easier than all that thinking about things. Consider this a kind of joyful journal of the coming return to paradise. Not everything we need has yet been accomplished, but we’re getting there, quicker every day.

Today’s Narrative Nutrients:

—Don’t think of her as losing. She’s preparing the soil for tomorrow’s garden… Nikki Haley Says Next President will be a Woman

—If the patriarch is big enough and bad enough, it doesn’t matter how you bring him down… Letitia James Says Almost Everyone Must Play by the Same Rules

—The lunkheads can protest all they want. Impotent fools… Truckers Threatening NYC Economy

—Vital to remember who’s really In Charge now… Governor Issues Reassuring Pronouncement

—Yes, 74+ percent of K-12 schoolteachers are women, more important than the many professions (all) in which they still lag, because they’ve won the most pivotal battle of the age… The NY Times finally admits it: schools are teaching divisive Critical Race Theory to our kids

—CRT has already provided dividends aplenty… Harvard-educated TV Host Explains the Reality of American History

—All kinds of reparations become inevitable… Biden’s federal judges 76 percent female, 34 percent black

—Winning is its own self-sustaining habit, and contagious across the board… GOP star supports Harris verdict

—But when you win a lot, there are bound to be counterattacks… Suburban Chicago Mayor Attacked by Jealous Bigots

—And outright cheap shots… MSNBC Legal Analyst Drinks the Koolaid

—But guerilla counterattacks can be dealt with if the winners just keep sticking together…  Famous Attorney Deconstructs the Case Against Willis

—Even if there are some traitors within… Resentful Ingrate Deliberately Misrepresents the Willis Case

—And lowdown snakes in the grass… Irrelevant Math Obsessive Rants about LSATs

—Just remember: Time and short attention spans are ALWAYS on our side… MSNBC Legal Analyst Snatches Victory from the Jaws of the Sheep

—The next generation of leadership is ready… Kamala Makes Eloquent Oration about NATO

—And the generation after that… California Senate Candidate Breaks New Economic Ground

—And even the opposition is secretly on our side… Former GOP House Speaker Plots Deadly Revenge

—Something to be said for never EVER giving up… An old warhorse bravely prepares for renewed battle

—You know the song. “A warhorse is a whorsehorse, of course of course”… Hillary calls Trump a “wannabe dictator” enamored  of Putin

—See, the real critically crucially symbolically important thing is always having the exact right role models with the recognizably right rigid positions…

That’s all the news there’s time for today. See you next time.