Pri-tttt-y Amazing


So I’ve got this new book. Probably should be in print, not just online. But it won’t be in print ever I’m thinking. Breitbart’s chief political reporter already has a book online about Biden’s Hundred Days, and what I have are two publishers who are thinking about reading my much much better book about the same. Meanwhile, the market moves on.

It’s all okay. I have mixed emotions about the book anyway. Yes, I need the money an advance would bring. OTOH I made a big decision long long ago. Nobody gets to copy edit me because I’m a better editor, and a far better writer, than all of them.

Find the new book here. It’s complete but for three chapters I don’t want to write. I could write all three in three days but why? For whom? Nobody actually deserves this book.

I did, at huge personal financial cost, transcend the paper publishing industry 25 years ago when they hated the first attempt by any man to poke fun at feminists. Now, I write in altogether new ways that aren’t easily reducible to mere words. The publishers who are “reviewing” my Death of the Republic manuscript online cannot comprehend what I do, interweaving the best writing of words with graphic artistry, hours of voice and video files, and quantitative analysis at a level that would make James Joyce just go out and get drunk again. I was, in fact, a great management consultant for multiple Fortune 100 clients. Never had to compromise my principles. Everyone I knew in business from my most illustrious educational peers did have to compromise. I chose instead to be poor.

My agent is my wife. She still thinks when she’s trying to reach professional literary agents that she should be respectful and politely petitioning for attention. Of course, they never return her calls.

And I’m okay with that. Why I’m presently writing a novel about what happens to a man like me in our new totalitarian age when the Philly cop cars descend on my grate and carry me away to the new Uni-Party Re-Education Program. It won’t be pretty. But it might be funny. Look for a Kindle book called Holding Cells.

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