A Distaff Version of Swamp Thing

 



The old boy network can always use a new member suitable for mating purposes.

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Pat said…
And isn’t the MSM loving it. Just have to headline it. Poor thing, she needs these great warrior champions.
February 3, 2021 at 12:29 PM
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