Liz Warren’s Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Relative of Color


Background from FB: Warren’s family has recently unearthed more heretofore unknown proof of her Native American bloodline. Her second cousin Wayne Warren was cleaning out his garage in New Jersey when he stumbled across two framed ‘Deerskin Lithographs of Color’* (as the appraiser described them) with handwriting on the back of the artworks describing them as the work of colonial Spanish missionaries in the mid-15th or 16th century! They depict a chieftess of the MesoAmerican Nee-An-Doo-Ta tribe, now extinct but not lost to modern science. Lingering DNA traces on one of the deerskin’s undersides are a near exact match with Elizabeth Warren. Which makes the woman depicted in the lithograph a great-great-great-great-Relative of Color to a certain Massachussetts VP candidate. So much for all Trump’s Fauxcohantas slander. The new Warren bandwagon may bear more than a passing resemblance to the Conestogas of history.

For further information, here’s the ‘Fearless Girl’ in her home on Wall Street, showing the capitalists how Woke she is.



She’s every bit as bronze as her Great-Great Aunt Ruth btw.




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