The New Dem Strategy




Just got my usual wake-up notification from the standard Instagram donkey expressing disbelief that Trump’s latest press conference didn’t land him in the loony bin. He was particularly outraged that “there is no more national media” to protect us from the President’s insanity. Which is to say that Trump met his objective for the press conference: goading the moribund Democrat Party to keep sawing at the limb of the tree they’re sitting on. 

I went looking for an animated cartoon that illustrates my point. Unable to find it even with the help of Google’s AI know-it-all, I cobbled one together on my own.


Simple and brief as it is, my little animation shows what the lefties are hoping against hope for, that blessed moment when the saw severs the link to the poisoned tree for good and saves them from it. There follows that brief stretched out moment when the limb remains suspended alone in midair while the tree falls. Then the illusion ends and the limb crashes to the ground as the laws of physics always mandated they would.

This is an accurate picture of what has been happening in recent weeks as Phase 2 of Trump 2.0 began nearly six months into the President’s term. Directly challenged by Trump’s goading rhetoric, the spokesthings of the left have gone even farther left at breakneck speed. As the deportation of illegals gathered momentum, the Democrats cheered on efforts by politicians and civilians to physically interfere with the enforcement of federal laws that long predated the Trump administration, cheering those who assaulted, doxed, and threatened the families of ICE agents doing their job. They claimed this was a necessary step for “Democracy,” which they always capitalize because the ‘D’ also stands for Dumb, Disturbed, and Disdainful of ordinary of American citizens. Instead they championed the cause of “Maryland Man” Kilmar Abrego-Garcia, an illegal allien breaking laws here for years, including wifebeating, gang affiliations, and suspicion of human smuggling and trafficking. They thought this would energize popular support, which it did not.

That was only for starters. A self-declared Communist won the mayoral primary in one-party NYC, more or less guaranteed the office come Election Day unless the nation’s second dumbest voters rebel and elect someone else. Like clockwork, major Democrat politicos curried favor with their most passionate (and smallest) voter constituency and endorsed the Communist. Saw saw saw.

When Trump succeeded in winding down the Israel-Iran nuclear confrontation by bombing Iranian nuclear facilities, they first claimed the bombing the bombing failed and when that was disproven resumed attacking Israel and the Jewish people as genocidal murderers of peaceful Palestinian terrorists. Saw. Pause. Change saw blade.

They actually jeered at the most serious effort yet undertaken to negotiate a peace in the meatgrinder of the Ukraine-Russia War, going so far as to resurrect the old Russia Russia lies about Trump’s allegiance to Putin because the President is the only U.S. leader who has actually tried to negotiate directly with Ukraine’s Russian opponent. Saw saw huff huff.

When Trump declared a crime emergency in the District of Columbia, they rose as one (wo)man in outrage at the authoritarian preemption of Democracy represented by fighting violent crime that was afflicting not only their own politicians in the city but also journalists in their captive media outlets. As the murder rate fell instantly to zero, they whimpered and sent their most self-righteous mayors and governors from the blue states to denounce this invasion of the sovereign Democrat fiefdoms called urban crime “sanctuaries.” Saw saw saw saw [pass the water, please]

As their local district judges with inflated federal titles started issuing blanket nationwide rulings based on civil cases in Rhode Island or Massachusetts, they cheered the use of strictly political legal resistance to executive policies even after the Supreme Court ruled the practice illegal. Saw saw hoping hoping

Until the Department of Justice initiated the process of formally convening grand juries to gather evidence about years of Democrat lawfare against Trump, the Constitution, and the Bill of Rights. Now the argument had to be that the only legal rulings to be trusted are those written by the judges sitting in lower courts where Democracy still survives. Every judge and law enforcement official above the local level is a criminal, a traitor, and an insurrectionist against the government, even if they are the government. Saw saw saw SNAP!

They cheered the raid on Melania’s underwear drawer at Mar a Lago, but they were disgusted and enraged by the mistreatment of the Dr. Demento Bolton after a lifetime of hating him (wrongly it turns out) as a disgusting Republican stooge. Same disgusting mustache, just not as nauseating from certain angles. Tree falling? Uh, no.

Where we are. The curtain call — that is, the moment when the gross absurdities are obvious to everyone but the fools they were foisted on in the first place — consists of a chorus line of Democrat governors and mayors actually taking defiant credit for their out of control cesspools of homelessness, arson, gang warfare, carjackings, burglaries, home invasions, muggings, rapes, murder, epidemic aborted babies, business flight, and shrinking populations. This is the progress they stand on, the legacy of Democrat leadership in DC, New York, Chicago, Detroit, Philadelphia, Cleveland, Baltimore, Oakland, San Francisco, Los Angeles, and even San Diego and Denver.

Which is when the person with the saw, sitting in the severed limb, begins the journey to the ground, hoping against hope he doesn’t land on a homeless guy’s morning fecal deposit…

Does anyone really think Trump wants to federalize one major city after another? Of course he doesn’t. He threatens, just as he threatens unbearable tariffs on balky foreign economies, in order to get the attention of the numbskulls-in-charge. The sane course in the wake of the DC example is for mayors and governors to get serious about winning back their own voters by cleaning up the crime problems they’ve created for themselves by themselves. Then Trump will applaud and assist their efforts. He wants people to be safe more than he craves egg yolk dripping off the faces of opposing politicians.

So far, though, they keep sawing, even upside down and on the ground. Revisiting Google’s failure to find the kind of cartoon I’d been looking for I went more directly to the source. Looked up the monomaniac Wile E. Coyote at (where else?) LooneyTunes. Found a couple great ones dealing with different aspects of the same derangement theme.

This one’s a classic on the tree sawing problem.


And this one’s a classic reminder of why they went nuts in the first place (and more properly who is still way ahead of them and only seemingly within reach of the next brilliant tactic). Beep beep



Am I worried that the Dems might catch on and change their strategy, finally wised up to the dead-endedness of all the false hope hopes peddled by the ACME/WAPO consortium? 

No.

Saw Saw Beep Beep



Comments

Anonymous said…
Brilliant and funny.Well said.

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