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The Democrats’ Hail Mary Optimist

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   Don’t judge a boob by her hair color. The roots go a long way back, but the tradition somehow endures that blonde women are different. Whether it’s because of Marilyn Monroe, Judy Holliday, Sally Struthers, the Wayne Sisters on the Johnny Carson show, or all of the above, most of us have grown up with the stereotype of the ditzy blonde firmly embedded in the backs of our minds. We’ve been taught not to look to them for high intelligence or clearsighted vision of the future. Now, in our new progressive era, we finally have a chance to overturn that worn out cliché and see blondes as better than ditzy to some degree. Take the MSNBC Queen of Democrat optimism, Joy Reid. She has proven herself capable of seeing what no one else can see.  When others were spinning an opposite line, she recognized with eloquent passion that the Trump speech in the Bronx was an even worse bomb than every recent Disney movie: Every word drips with sneering contempt for the real dumb blond on t...

When Over-the-Top Satire Becomes the Truth

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  About the Celsius calculation of NYC IQ vis á vis the Alvin Bragg kangaroo court. Here’s a movie I found that actually portrays the closing off of NYC by the expedient of bombing all the bridges. Premise is intriguing. A virus turned loose in the city by smartphones is turning people into crazed bloodthirsty werewolf thingies intent on infecting the entirety of the outside world if they can only snarly and race their way off the island. Great fun. Fiction of course. In the movie the heroes succeed in counteracting the threat with one of Pharma’s miracle drugs. We know how that works, don’t we?

Only been dabbling about Henican till now

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Talked about him before. Ellis Henican . He’s a shallow guy. Tended to regard him as an irritating joke. But he fooled me. My own research was shallow. I missed the funnest thing about him. His education. I didn’t miss the Columbia School of Journalism part. I missed the Hampshire College part. Hampshire College. I have a personal memory or two about that place. I knew a guy who flounced off to the maiden class at Hampshire when Yale turned down his attempt to get admitted from his junior year at Mercersburg on account of his clear genius. Name of David Ganelin. He burned his rejection letter and pronounced his matriculation at Hampshire College. In those days they required a picture of the applicant. Figured Yale turned him down for being presumptuous but also for his look. Like a dwarfish Bigfoot with hands dangling below his knees. Had a prolonged encounter with a Jennifer Rubin acolyte from Hampshire College who believed every promise the deranged WAPO Op-Ed columnist made about th...

When did humor creep into this kill box of a campaign?

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  Before we get to the good stuff, let’s remember why we’re in this fight. Which is okay because Joe has been every where and done every thing. But the old days are over. The hill. Poor old poop. But the great thing about being a senile, psychopathic moron is that you get over things. Every things. The Trump guy is finding rap all of a sudden. Where you gotta take on all comers. Who’s next? The king of all rappers. We got that sh*t settled. Time for the real thing with real music. But they gonna get the gangsta, hear what I’m saying?  Because he ain’t exactly alone out there, M&M. Okay. It’s not all rap. Trump likes all kind of music, new and old.  Rock, country, take your pick. Seriously religious is okay too. Thought we already mentioned rock a while back. Who is it, you think, who has a really BIG tent? (Don’t listen, ladies…) Why is Kid Rock so fired up? This is why. But I just love the Big Cat references. Cats. Big Ones. yeah. And the biggest cat yet. The one we ...