Newbies on the Campaign Trail

Life Ain’t Easy Being a Trillion Dollars Green


It’s not easy being a total fool.

Where the fuck are we? I’m from Frisco. No need for this shit.


But everyone makes mistakes, right? Why it was so great that Joe reached out the way he did to 
Trump supporters in the audience.


Like the way he reached out to the Trump Chumps last week.


Well, there was this little break-in problem. Joe said he wouldn’t raise taxes unless you belonged to the snootiest country club. KOMMA-la said she’d tax their putters and then some.


Only KOMMA-la had a different take on the tax question.

No problemo. This time Biden vowed to be President of Everyone, including the ugly folks over there.

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