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Alex Occlusio-Cortex in full banshee mode. Some more background on AOC: Why the New Vogue in Buck Teeth? A Super Hoax Still Unfolding Sisters? The Real Appeal Of Occlusio-Cortex Thank God It’s Friday Choose Your Poison Non-Piquitur Seqs of the Day

I could have sworn that rag went out of existence. Next thing, you’ll be telling me Bob Dylan is still alive. From the long ago days when ‘Occlusio-Cortex’ was just a nickname for mouthy androgynes who talked about a future they couldn’t see from a present they didn’t understand. And even (s)he isn’t as old yet as the two addled greybeards in the lead for President of the Left after the girls break all the crockery. Get ready for a paradise that smells like used Depends. Very used. Unless you really did see the future way (way) back when and just decided to play along with a joke nobody else was getting. What’s your preference?

  Something to file away for a day when you’re tired of the morning’s headlines and need a chuckle or a head-scratcher to stay awake. These are all one-word searches (hyphens don’t count) to look at with the site’s Keyword Search function. Adding words may seem to be advantageous but it almost never is. Each word on the following list will show you multiple choices to pick from. quick hitters, longer pieces, funny stuff, thoughtful stuff. Covers a lot of territory over four years and sometimes much more than that, depending on the internal links. It won’t always be obvious why a post contains the search term, but there’s always a reason. The posts,listed can continue past the screen that’s showing; when you’re prompted with a linkmto More Posts, take it. Be arbitrary. Have fun. There’s no correct order in this list, and no correct order in what any search generates. Like a seaside amusement park. Ride the rides that look like a good or slightly scary entertainment… 1. Occlusio-Cort...

Lisa Schiffren dares to use one of those newly unmentionable words that used to pepper water cooler conversations among the “not getting any” crowd at work. She’s right as far as she goes, but I will go farther. The particular kind of sexual desire Ocasio-Cortez unleashes in many men is probably not just primally lustful but feral and tinged with violence, like the cliché of the bossy but hot cheerleader brutally victimized in the movie industry genres of serial killer and slasher films. The desire not just to copulate with, but to dominate, humiliate, and destroy. As enacted on the casting couches of generations of film producers and directors (and other species of pimps), for whom the extorted submission on the loveseat is only the beginning of the real release, the unfolding of long-term subjugation and sadistic turns of life/movie plots ending in the discard of a used up, man-made whore. Think of lions spitting and clawing as they mate with the lionesses who do their...