The Inauguration Follies
The day he finally cast off the Lilliputians and stood tall again Everything about the day was memorable. The decision to hold the swearing-in indoors, inside the Capitol Rotunda, was brilliant, regardless of the reasons for it. Instead of watching an over-coated old man’s hoarsely declaimed words made visible as plumes of frigid exhalation, we got a far more intimate and less distracting view of a President speaking directly to the people of the United States. To us. Not to the assembled horde of those privileged enough to be admitted to the show through the filters of security and influence. All of that and more will be preserved and displayed in a Presidential Library to be built at some remote later date. Not what we’re interested in here. The stuff we might lose is also indispensable to remembering and preserving an iconic two days of ceaseless movement, talk, gravity, and hilarity. With the most emphasis in this post on the funny, the absurd, the outrageous, and even the co...