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Life Ain’t Easy Being a Trillion Dollars Green It’s not easy being a total fool. Where the fuck are we? I’m from Frisco. No need for this shit. But everyone makes mistakes, right? Why it was so great that Joe reached out the way he did to  Trump supporters in the audience. Like the way he reached out to the Trump Chumps last week. Well, there was this little break-in problem. Joe said he wouldn’t raise taxes unless you belonged to the snootiest country club. KOMMA-la said she’d tax their putters and then some. Only KOMMA-la had a different take on the tax question . No problemo. This time Biden vowed to be President of Everyone, including the ugly folks  over there. MORE new t-shirts! On sale now! All proceeds go to DNC .    

Yeah, I got a problem with Bruce Springsteen. Not his fame and fortune. He’s welcome to the moral, consumerist rot it’s brought him. He has a gigantic mansion in Rumsen, and he’s all working man. Do tell. Fuck him. He writes about bikes and muscle cars. Pussy. He’s never done the XKE Flip, four wheel drifts on Frog Ocean Road, or 130 mph races from the Malaga Tavern to wherever the fuck you wind up ahead or dead. Doubt if he’s ever achieved the hardest motorcycle start on earth — kicking an 850 Norton Commando into life. It takes a Jersey boy to do that. And he doesn’t know shit about Jersey Girls he didn’t plagiarize from Tom Waits. But this one time, appropriately, his lyric fits.  Joe. Is. Going. Down. Vital even you concretized Democrat brains wake up and see that he’s a goner and dying fast. Joe almost exactly one year ago. Joe last night. Shades because Why? Not the same guy. You have to be able to see that. Astonishing deterioration in a single year and Democrats still act l...

 Trump in Minnesota   Trump had a night of nights in Minnesota. For a man who supposedly lacks the subtle graces and nuances of tone, behavior, and rhetoric, he proved himself a master of all these today.  It began long before, in the early morning, when the muslim attorney-general of Minnesota made it clear there was no venue for a Trump rally he would approve without a COVID-impact assessment from a private site owner. Since none was forthcoming, he was limiting Trump’s scheduled Rochester MN rally to 250 people in attendance, equivalent to Biden’s planned drive-in movie rally. Asked about this under the whooshing blades of Marine One as he prepared to fly to Michigan for the first of three rallies across the midwest, Trump hoarsely responded he would still conduct his rally in Minnesota, as scheduled. As he did. The rallies in Michigan and Wisconsin proceeded as they have of late, stump speech boilerplate enlivened by off-teleprompter riffs and new material, including ...

 The Standard Trump Rally from Coast to Coast The Minnesota Trump Rally Last Night O Fortuna (Trump Version) Eliason is a man of many voices. The last one ill advised. Or haven’t you figured that out yet?

 More than one way to look at the status of the electoral race: Nearly 60% of Likely Voters —Including 70 % of Undecideds — Oppose Further Lockdowns Contra Media Poll Narrative, Trump Doing Fine in Electoral College Will the Silent Trump Voters Roar in November? Crashing NBA Ratings Predict Win Can the Stock Market Predict a Trump Victory? Biden’s Very Bad Day Begins with Telling 56% of Voters Not to Vote for Him Voter Support for Barrett Confirmation Ticks Up to 48-31 in Favor Republican Pollster Rasmussen Eagerly Awaiting Delivery of Gift from BFF Soros