Today’s News — 4/12/2019


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Digital Trends: Are We Living in a Simulation? MIT Scientist Says More Likely Than Not

Legal Insurrection: Swalwell to Resistant Gun Owner—‘It Would Be a Short War. The Government Has Nukes.’

Thomas Friedman: Trump Mocks Climate Change. That’s a Key to Defeating Him.

American Thinker: Maxine Waters Beclowns Herself on Student Debt

Time Magazine: Unemployment Claims Fall to Lowest Level in 50 Years

The Week: Why Democrats Should Run a Celebrity in 2020

PJ Media: William Barr is Democrats’ Worst Nightmare

New York Times: Moon Landing by Israel’s Beresheet Spacecraft Appears to End in Crash

The Smoking Gun: Naked Women Lead Cops on High-Speed Chase

This Day in History: Confederate Forces Fire on Fort Sumter

The Simulation Times: J. Doe Lost in Undernet 20 Years Ago Reappears Intermittently

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