The Marx Committee Prizes for 2026
The Inaugural Rufus T. Firefly Prize
So there are going to be all these prizes handed out by the eminent because invisible Marx Committee. The Committee stands on a handful of glorious principles, including in no particular order, Wars must be either lost or unending, ‘Democracy’ belongs exclusively to those who say the word the most times, the Only Guideline for global governance is ‘America Last,’ and the One and Only Great Commandment of Democratic leaders is “LOOK AT ME!”
That’s why the first of many Marx Prizes will not be awarded to an American but to exemplary Furriners, meaning people we can all learn a lot from. The first of them will be the Rufus T. Firefly Prize, given to furriners who are the most eloquent about how to deal with the One Great Evil that trumps all other evils. And here they are…
Subsequent prizes will be awarded as they are earned, regardless of month or year or the number of seconds showing to Zero Hour on the One True Atomic Clock, which is held in trust in the custody of Robert F. Zombie, Creator of the Firefly Trilogy.
Watching all three parts of a trilogy is not necessary for the Democratically minded. All that’s needed is a vague sequence of free associations that can be repeated again and again, and again, until enough people believe them to get a riot, an arson campaign, or an assassination set in motion.
The One True Firefly will not be speaking during this prize ceremony therefore. That honor goes to Baby Firefly, who can show us all The Best Way to Be:
You say you don’t understand yet? That’s because the only thing you have to understand is that there’s nothing to understand. There’s just saying and doing whatever you want and blaming the One ZGreat Evil for anything that goes wrong afterwards, Got it now?
Don’t worry. You’ll catch on as we go forward, sideways, or backwards through time. Or what there is left of it…

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